Many may object, but I think that my decision in this matter is the right way to go, the arguments towards it are heavy and logical, but my decision is final, I believe it will bring joy to the world, it is will end wars, it will stop famine and poverty, it will unite the world it’s simply THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
For all of humanity!
My friends, the reason I should rule the world is that I would…
relaunch FIREFLY! nuff said.
Sleepless nights and pillow fights. 
I think my favorite part of this post isn’t the content but the fact I can rearrange the tags and remake the title. How do you plan on going about being the ruler of the world? When are we voting, or is it though hostel takeover and/or brainwashing?
Hostile takeover of course! I shall rule the world with an iron fist…OF DOOM!